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James Stephen McCarthy was an Irish rugby union player who played for Munster, the Irish national team, and the British and Irish Lions. He was a member of the Grand Slam winning Irish squad in the 1948 Five Nations Championship.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?","punchline":"Well, the flag is a big plus.","id":278}
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Jorhat is a major city in Upper Assam and among the fastest growing urban centres in the state of Assam in India.
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\nGary Henderson is a New Zealand playwright, director and teacher. Henderson's work has been produced both nationally and internationally with his play Skin Tight having travelled to Edinburgh, New York City and Canada. Whilst at the 1998 Edinburgh Fringe Festival it won the Fringe First Award. In 2013 Henderson received a $20,000 Playmarket Award, acknowledging his contribution to New Zealand theatre.
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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