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Kristján Einar Kristjánsson is an Icelandic racing driver. He started racing in karts at 14, the age when Icelandic law allows drivers to start racing karts. He is the first ever driver to emerge from Icelandic motorsport (karting) into full international formula racing series. Kristján Einar is a podcast host of the podcast show The Pit along with Bragi \"The B-Dog\" Thordarson who is most often called The River Boy. Kristján's nickname in The Pit is The K-Seal
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