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The Macao Central Library is a library of the Macao Public Library system, in São Lázaro, Macau.
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Dame Wendy Hall is a British computer scientist. She is Regius Professor of Computer Science at the University of Southampton.
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The Great Fire of Saint John was an urban fire that devastated much of Saint John, New Brunswick in June 1877, destroying two-fifths of the city.
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Psychédélices is the third studio album by French pop artist Alizée, released on 23 November 2007 by RCA Records. It was the first album without collaboration and supervision by Mylène Farmer and Laurent Boutonnat. The album showcases themes of freedom, reinvention, love, rebellion, and personal identity, reflecting her shift toward a more mature and independent artistic persona. The lyrics move away from the coy sensuality of her earlier work and dive into more experimental, introspective, and playful territories.
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