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{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}